I was browsing the internets and found Chaotic Shiny, whereupon I used the random treasure generator and received:
A very small black pine sculpture of a hamster.
The adventure generator was similarly amusing:
The heroes need to solve the mystery behind the bower before the warlock can make the next move.The heroes must protect the guildhall or the advocate will abscond with the heroes’ rightful reward.
The heroes need to do what is asked by the clumsy herald or the cult leader cannot do what must be done.
The heroes must deliver the elemental manuscript to the dungeon before the scion is executed.
The heroes need to demolish the spire before the army moves or the knight will be able to complete the dark ritual.
Loph is a joyful holiday celebrated just after the third full moon of summer. It is associated with a legal problem, life and virtue. It is also associated with wildcats, sapphires and ponies. Celebrations last from dusk till dusk again. Traditions include public signing of contracts, signing of documents and declarations of intent.